Do not tuck your shirt into lycra bottoms
Do not wear short shorts
Do not wear short shorts with your shirt tucked into them
Pretty simple, and yet…. There is a man at my gym who breaks these rules regularly. Granted he’s in great shape. He is probably approaching 0% body fat, long and lean. His workout usually puts the rest of us mere mortals to shame. The things is his clothes, his workouts, his demenour give off a sense of arrogance and overt pride.
So my amusement was great when I was walking out of a class tonight. There he was doing some sort of athletic feat that most of us could only dream about in his short shorts with tight lycra t-shirt tucked in. Suddenly I hear “oh, this asshole again”. I turn to look at the woman next to med. Her eyes are huge. “Did I say that outloud? Horrible”. I tell her no, it’s what everyone is thinking.
You really don’t want to be this guy… so don’t.